Well it's coming up to fathers day in the US and this was cute... hope it makes you smile...

 Whether tickling bellies or telling funny stories, father's make us laugh... what better way to celebrate Father's Day than with some funny quotes about fatherhood?

Every girl's first prince charming and every boy's first super hero, of course, it's dad. It's a summer day, what are you doing with dad? Is he grilling you a burger, pitching you a fast ball, or tossing you across the pool to your fiendish delight? Summer is playtime with dad, and it's when we celebrate Father's Day. Laugh your way through these quotes about fatherhood.

1. "Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then, fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again" ~Jimmy Piersal

2. "Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected" ~ Red Buttons

3. "Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope" ~ Bill Cosby

4. "I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue all over it. And my father had to be this ex-football star. He didn't know what to tell his friends, so he told them all I had Polio. On Father's Day, I used to limp for him" ~ A Chorus Line

5. "You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. He's more particular" ~Robert Frost

6. "Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow" ~Reed Markham

7. "That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all" ~August Strindberg

8. "My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic" ~Spike Milligan

9. "My father only hit me once - but he used a Volvo" ~Bill Cosby

10. "When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed" ~Lou Brock

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